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This is encouraging....  If someone wanted to eat me.... I would taste like roasted tofu....o.O.... well.... at least I'm cooked?

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Gah dammit! >_<  They're basing it off'a my actual height too!  I -know- I could take more..<_< 

"Here I come to save the daaaaaaaaaaaaay!" O_O


X Men!  c_c 

 

*pulls out the bongos*

Holy crap!  What's that?
Why do the pigs have dildos?
Who the hell wrote this?

They edited it
Dance of the Vampire Bund
No naked tweenies

Midnight Sleazy Train
"I haven't bathed in a week!"
Classic dialogue

...Thank you...

Hello to all who might remember me....*silence, occasional crickets chirping.....*  that many, eh?

Ok, ok.....since my last appearance here, still doing the two job tango, working a day job i love (very challenging).....the sign collection is up past 400 signs.....and overall, life is pretty good right now, aside from the more than occasional SO issues....

Howdy!

Florida people from being in the sun their brains fried
besides being born here making them stupid,
but I say I think all southerners stupid from all the southern states.

I did not realize being born in Florida automatically qualified me to be stupid. My son was born in this state too, where we currently reside. 

Two Sided Love
By Lori Triggs
Copyrighted 24 2009

Women think with their hearts,
men think with their Johnson.

Women think with their heads,
men think with the wrong head, they have two heads.

Women give love with men,
men give screwing with women.

Women want to touch men,
men want to get abusive to women.

Women want be emotional with men,
men want to be unemotional with women.

Women want have physical attraction with men,
men want to give the abusive apart to women.

Women want sex with men,
men want to give rape to women.

Women wants to talk to men,
men want watch TV and screw women.

Women want to eat out with men,
men want a free ride from the women.

Women want to go to movies with men,
men want play games on computer.

Women want children with the men,
men are children.

Women are independent,
men are dependent.

Women achieve goals,
men half the time never finish their goals.

Women are unselfish even caring to men,
men are selfish besides uncaring to women.

Women give true love to men,
men give infatuation to woman.

Everlasting Earth
By Lori Triggs
Copyrighted August 31, 2009

At one time earth land was plentiful and lush
now earth land is deforested even unplentiful where is the lush,
the animals with birds were plentiful while beautiful
now the animals with birds are unplentiful or are instinct.

At one time earth ocean was plentiful and beautiful
now earth ocean is being deharvested while the coral reefs disappear,
the mammals with fish even other sea life where plentiful besides beautiful
now the mammals with fish even other sea life are deheavested or are instinct.

At one time earth lakes with rivers plentiful and beautiful
now earth lakes with rivers is being defished even poisoned not to drink,
the fish with wildlife was plentiful while beautiful
now the fish with wild life are unplentiful or instinct.

Humans caused these things to the earth beside nature as well too
well earth cannot fix its self every time especially when we caused it,
earth is not everlasting, one day she will stop working too, same goes with the other planets.

Only 2% water we can drink the rest we cannot drink
it is ocean and pollution in the water think about that,
if no animals, even birds or fish I say no food if their no food means no people!

Nature's Sellout
By Lori Triggs
Copyrighted August 26, 2009

A sprinkling of sunshine to sellout on the plants
While mother  nature wrapped up in her shawl,
She is watching  nature’s  splendors around her...
It really is a paradise:

A paradise of mother nature
From earths dust on nature’s crust.

The dewy drops on mushroom caps
Are nothing less than mother nature tears,
From rolling laughter... it’s perhaps:
Mother  nature with claps of thunder with lighting.

Are mother nature tears throughout the years
The crystal glow in woodland streams.

Reflects the light of mother nature
Instead of sunshine, as it seems,
When mother nature showers fall to earth:
When mother nature falls to the earth.

It seems like sunshine on the streams
The twinkling in the starry sky.

Is nothing less than mother nature
That interrupt the flares on high,
The glow of nature’s moonlit blinks:
The moonlit blinks are mother  nature
That twinkle high in starry sky.